This article describes the best solution(s) to the Wounded CriminalCall Incident. Follow the instructions below to learn how to get the most Reputation Points and/or other benefits, and avoid unnecessary penalties or complications.
The Wounded Criminal incident is completely linear; it will work the exact same way each time you play it. As a result, the instructions given in this article will always be best.
Optimal Conversation[]
The following conversation flow guarantees the best outcome for this incident with the fewest clicks necessary.
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Operator
- 112, what's your emergency?
Caller
- Hello, I... uh, I need... I need medical advice.
WHAT HAPPENED?
Operator
- What happened, sir?
Caller
- Uh... I hurt myself with a knife... accidentally.
IS IT BAD?
Operator
- Is it bad?
Caller
- Well, there's a knife in my thigh, it's... It's hot, and there's blood soaking from it. Feels bad.
TELL ME THE ADDRESS
Operator
- Sir, can you tell me the address, please? I'm just trying to help.
Caller
- God, you're such a drag! I'm going to hang up if you ask me one more time!
TAKE IT OUT
Operator
- You should take it out as fast as possible.
Caller
- What?! No! Isn't... Isn't it like gonna... explode?
LIE DOWN
Operator
- Lie down.
Caller
- I already am lying!
LET ME SEND HELP
Operator
- Please, let me send help. You might need an ambulance and your life is way more important than anything you've done.
Caller
- Geeeeez! Okay. Fuck, it's painful... It's <address>. Just be quick! I feel... I feel like I'm ab- I'm about to...